TEACHER DISASTER

Some people are asking what NSIA stands for, well it stand for some young creative students Natalie, Summer,Isabelle and Alaia (they go to school together).

     Teacher disaster  

Mr. K is an unusual teacher; this is a case for NSIA news. Here are some facts (they are very strange):

He lets kid wear crazy hats, crazy socks, and PJs to school. He also lets them have crazy hair styles. He likes orange juice better than apple juice. His favorite holidayd is Christmas.  He was born in Little Rock, AR. We asked him “why did you choose to be born there?” He said did not have a choice. He has brown brown eyes and brown brown hair. Why? He does not know why. He likes Mexican food. Who told him that? Well he told himself that. His favorite drink is Coke Zero. Very unusual things here. He is 11 in foot size and 34 years old. He is a boy. His favorite color is red. He likes his nose better than his eye. He has two cars. He has no beard and no mustache; he never wanted one and never had one.  He has some dogs. He is not a spy or is he? His hobby is reading. He does not have a school uniform. Now that I think of it he might be a spy from space. He refuses to do a chest bump. When he gets annoyed he tells people to run along. He tells poor kids to STOP doing things so he could go to lunch. His mother was born in Little Rock, AR. When he gets so annoyed he ignores kids. He thinks he is nice. He gives educational answers. He jumps on one leg in the middle of class for 9 seconds. He likes tape better than glue. He is selfish selfish! He likes all of his teeth. He is very unusual.  He ran into a Christmas tree so his hair is red and green. We ask him, “How did you run into a Christmas tree?” He says he tripped. He likes clipping his toe nails and he thinks he looks handsome.  Do you think he is a spy from Pluto? Dig in with these very unusual comments. He likes football better than soccer. He loves spring better than fall and PJ day better than a funrun. And he likes Alaska better than Mexico, right? Wrong! It is the other way around; he likes Mexico better than Alaska.

                                  By Isabelle